Every Exorcism movie
Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–
Demon:

This will never stop cracking me up
Priest: Unholy demon, release this soul in the name of Jesus Chr–
Demon:

This will never stop cracking me up
basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (。•́ ‸ •̀。)
her sister: *has the exact same face and body*
her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.
Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole
short PSA that Dallon’s not too fond of hugs and prefers a good handshake
people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast
so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these
kirbies with legs
and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package
i open it and



oh
i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again